The France Travel Survival Kit
Don't let the language barrier ruin your dream trip to France. The all-in-one guide to order food, avoid scams, and explore like a local - even if you're a complete beginner.
Oops, it's more complicated than expected.
Picture this: you spent thousands on flights and hotels. You've been dreaming of this trip for months.
You walk into a charming bistro in Paris. You want a table for four. You confidently turn to the waiter and say something in French...
Je voudrais manger quatre personnes.
I would like to eat four people.
Je voudrais une table pour quatre personnes.
I would like a table for four people.
The waiter stares at you... then bursts out laughing. One tiny word changes everything. You turn red. You switch back to English, defeated.
It doesn't have to be this way.
The exact phrase for every situation
French + English translation + phonetic pronunciation. Press the button to hear the phrase. You don't even need to know how to read French.
Practice like you're already there
Interactive scenarios that simulate real conversations. The French person speaks, it's your turn to answer. With hints if you get stuck.
Indice : "I would like the dish of the day"
Make sure the phrases stick
Auto-generated quizzes from each chapter's phrases. Fill in the missing words to anchor the vocabulary before your trip.
Every travel situation covered
From the airport to the pharmacy, from the restaurant to the metro. Each chapter gives you the exact phrases you need, nothing more.
Elisabeth's secret maps - Paris & Marseille
Stop eating frozen food in tourist traps near the Eiffel Tower. Get direct access to Elisabeth's personal Google Maps with her favorite restaurants, bakeries, hidden streets, and photo spots.
Emergency numbers and phrases
Pharmacy, hospital, police, lost passport... The exact phrases and numbers to call. Because it's when you're stressed that you forget everything.
Playlist & cultural tips
A Spotify playlist of French music to set the mood before you even arrive, plus cultural tips in every chapter: tipping etiquette, meal hours, social codes, and faux pas to avoid.
• Zaz — Je veux
• Edith Piaf — La Vie en Rose
• Angele — Balance ton quoi
• + 46 titres...
• Pourboire : pas obligatoire, mais apprecie
• Horaires repas : 12h-14h et 19h-21h
• Dire "Bonjour" en entrant dans un magasin
Try it yourself
Here's a preview of Chapter 1. Phrases, phonetics, quiz - this is exactly what you'll find in the guide.
Tap a phrase to reveal the pronunciation:
Is this kit worth it? Let's do the math.
Without the Kit
- ✗Tourist trap dinner: frozen food, bad service -80€+
- ✗Taxi scam from the airport -100€+
- ✗Wrong order at a restaurant because you can't read the menu
- ✗Waiters who switch to English because your French isn't clear enough
With The France Travel Survival Kit
- ✓Eat at the best spots - Elisabeth's personal recommendations
- ✓Treated with respect by waiters (because you speak French)
- ✓Avoid every common tourist scam
- ✓Navigate the metro, pharmacy, and emergencies with confidence
You invested thousands in your trip. Don't let a language barrier stand between you and the experience of a lifetime.
100% Money-Back Guarantee
Enjoy your trip, or I pay you back. Buy the guide. Use it during your trip. If you don't feel it helped you navigate France better, send me an email when you return. I will refund you. Your trip should be stress-free, and so should this purchase.